You will experience nostalgia, you will laugh out loud, you will pop a boner, and maybe, just maybe you will (gently) cockslap someone that you love after you are finished reading.I have always been a movie nerd. This book is hilarious, indulgent, and completely unpredictable. In conclusion, Erotic Pulp Volume 1 is the ultimate escape. This was the most engaging and the most erotic of the stories with multiple bj scenes and a sweet ending. It is a sexy and romantic diversion from the pulpier content and it seemed to have just a hint of the autobiographical. With the kick-off superhero tale, you get hilarious commentary via the stereotypical criminals and it is written like the pages of a comic, minus the pictures, which makes it especially fun to read.īarnacle Man is a comically violent follow-up - an outrageous horror story on the high seas that reads like Moby Dick, but with the most epic cockslap in history. The first story, Street Justice!, sets the stage for the mayhem to come and it only gets better from there. This book was everything I hoped it would be and more.

From word choice to sentence structure to characterization to dialogue to plot arc you are ensconced in the soft velvet of Callie’s genius. Have you ever seen those amazing Chinese painted bottles? They are these tiny bottles that the artist paints carefully from the inside. She has an outstanding gift for dialogue. Her work is brash and subtle at the same time. This is one of the best climactic sex scenes I’ve ever read.įrom COCKSLAP to ROMANTIC HURDLE, this is Callie Press in a delicately painted nutshell. Then you have the sweet, sumptuous Candy, and the running maniac Danny running, pounding, hurdling, bumping cockhead to cervix in a very Bizarre Olympic Tune-up. I mean, peoples, when’s the last time you saw a cockslap lead to entrails all over sails? Am I right? Read that one outloud: entrails all over sails. I mean, you have Fit Man and Burpee Girl succumbing to Street Thug and you have Barnacle Man cocksplitting a captain.Īs Sea Captain of Facebook Brazil I really vibed off that one. These stories share that Stan Lee quality of focusing on really wholesome ordinary characters who are then plagued, blessed, beaten by exceptional circumcisions, err, circumstances. I was lucky enough to see this work form and have just had the enormous pleasure (and I mean enormous! Wink wink) of reading Erotic Pulp #1 and wanted to leave SPOILERS GALORE! Read with caution.

Now, True Believers, the Amazon shelfies are smacking a Pulpadelic 'Comic Book without the drawings' by the illustrious Callie Press.

Erotic Pulp Volume 1 by Callie Press